Stupid Questions.........

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends

Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabsso I thought i'd watch some advertisements inthe cool comfort of the theatre.




2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet

Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again or should I try this time."



3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?



4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good

Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.We occasionally also spit in it.



5. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask

Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-No,he' s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.



6. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call

Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.

Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India atSharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan wouldwin. What do you think?



7. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks

Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke

Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........
it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!



8. In the temple,

School friend: Saami kumbuda vanthiya
Me: Illa parotta vum pooriyum sapdalamnu vanthen